May 2013
laugh-addict:
when you lose touch with someone you really enjoyed hanging out with
When you find the backside of the test..
ladytengwar:
whatisleon:
hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here
you beat the odds guys
proud of u
for a second there I read that as “you beat the oods guys”
pizza:
dempokeballstho:
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
fishingboatproceeds:
I will let you know if I discover anything.
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
twerking-with-assquatch:
what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
yanderegal:
chickensandwich:
chickensandwich:
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
iwillfucknepeta:
pimpeta-slap:
mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:
pimpeta-slap:
Who came up with kissing? Seriously? Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice” *violently bashes head together again* “This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
...
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters:
crazypeoplejail:
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
The Fandoms right now
Supernatural: ANGELS, ANGELS...ANGELS FALLING, CAS, OH CAS WHY DESTIEL! SAMMY WHY
Merlin: *single tear* still dead
Doctor Who: *covers ears* LALALALALALALA DON'T TELL ME I DON'T WANT TO KNOW LALALALALALALALALLALA
Percy Jackson: La di da di da oh we have a movie coming up how nice.
Harry Potter: Wizardsssssssssss...always wizards
Sherlock: There there Supernatural...we know it hurts
Avengers Fandom: *Wispers* alive ehehe alive he's alive that's what we said he lives....HE LIVEEEESSSSS
homestuck: *laying on the ground in a coma*
theshirelock:
maybe i should do my homework
let’s consult david tennant
david tennant has spoken
When your test is not multiple choice:
laugh-addict:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
Something tumblr has taught me
fefeferi:
infinite-insanityy:
thesuperwalkingdeadangels:
gingeritt:
sargentwaffle:
natashhha:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you...
Fandoms: A Summary
benedicted-cumberbitch:
eternalelixir:
Supernatural in one gif
Supernatural Fandom in one gif
Doctor Who in one gif
Doctor Who Fandom in one gif
Sherlock in one gif
Sherlock Fandom in one gif
Harry Potter in one gif
Harry Potter Fandom in one gif
Merlin in one gif
Merlin Fandom in one gif
Tolkien in one gif
Tolkien Fandom in one gif
Avengers in one gif
...
Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"
Hazel Grace: "Sure."
Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"
Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."
Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."
Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"
Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."
Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
