This is the best gif you’ll ever see
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I am the kind of girl that you take home to meet your mom
and she loves me
when you are mean to me
and lose me,
she will ask why I’m not around
did she ever do that before?
I am the kind of girl that you give up the late night text messages
with your ex-girlfriend for
she makes you feel like shit anyways
and the reason why you stopped being on your phone
all the damn time
trying to flirt with someone you hardly even know
to fill a void
but if you don’t drop that for me
I won’t stay long
I’m not the kind of girl
who gets caught in a web
with someone who doesn’t look towards the future
I am the kind of girl who would rather be alone
than with someone who always puts me second (never again)
and I am not to be pushed to the side
I am not an option
I am all or nothing
does that intimidate you?
I am the kind of girl
that makes you wonder why you didn’t look more carefully at the sky
before you met me
you probably trust me
and think I could complete you
(maybe I will)
and the kind of girl who is terrified of you
because she doesn’t know how to let someone in
because I like your mom too and I don’t want
her to text me six months from now saying
it had been a pleasure to know me
and she wishes I was still around
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
A jedi master fights alongside his troopers.
streets running red | a high chaos corvo fanmix | listen
01. the golden age // woodkid
we’re falling as we grow, no i would not believe, the light could ever go, the golden age is over
02. if i had a heart // fever ray
this will never end ‘cause i want more, more, give me more, give me more
03. assassin // muse
whatever they say, these people are torn, wild and bereft, assassin is born
04. blacklist // kap bambino
knock, fight, take, leave, give, abuse, wait, breathe
05. stress // justice
06. weigh me down // lorn
watching you sharpen knives, you give me hell but i’ll make it
07. the darkest days // dog fashion disco
and it comes as no surprise, all hope will someday die
08. plague // crystal castles
never thought i was the enemy, i am the plague
09. counting bodies like sheep // a perfect circle
they’re one in the same, i must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself
10. lose your soul // dead man’s bones
i get up in the morning to the beat of the drum, i get up to this feeling, keeps me on the run
11. not to touch the earth // otep
not to see the sun, nothing left to do but run, run, run
12. burn (YSB remix) // nine inch nails
this world threw me away, this world never gave me a chance, this world’s gonna have to pay
13. down boy // yeah yeah yeahs
i’ll stand kind of pushed, kind of bent, on this heavy land
14. an i for an i // iamx
we owe it to disaster, to the black fire, the anger and enclosure of desire
15. a thousand details // trent reznor & atticus ross
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
I A M F U C K I N G S C R E A M I N G
That was intense.
That was the best thing I’ve ever read.
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