When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
I enjoyed that story very much.
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
those were literally the worst weeks of my life
2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen
comic © me
satan © himself
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
jackie chan’s facebook is a blessing
Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
inspired by (x)
I’m really confused there’s two tennants in the las gif
You must be new
"These people think Lincoln started the Civil War because the North was ready to kill to end slavery, when the truth was the South was ready to die to keep slavery. You’re welcome, libertarians: I just unfucked your facts." -Larry Wilmore
Okay fact check: Lincoln never went into the Civil War intending on freeing slaves. He just found that freeing slaves would give the North a huge leverage on winning the Civil War. Lincoln wanted the succession to end and the Confederates to rejoin the states. Lincoln freeing the slaves was a war tactic. The war started because the South succeeded.
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